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| Danijel - my Croatian conscience | Ìý |
Yes, you read that correctly...my conscience is Croatian.ÌýÌý
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This may be somewhat confusing to those who know me...as my parents are of Irish and Scottish descent.Ìý But, it'll make sense when I tell you that the reason my conscience is Croatian is because Croatians are mean.Ìý To clarify, and to avoid people thinking that I like to stereotype, my gay boyfriend Danijel is Croatian...and so was this "big boned" guy from Zagreb whom I met at the when I was living in Malta.Ìý In 1996, the guy in Malta nicknamed me and Danijel's been calling me the same since 2003.
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Debela = Fat..in feminine form..i.e. me.
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It used to hurt my feelings...now I think it's hilarious...and that I should probably get off the couch and do something.
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Danijel also leaves motivational text messages frequently, such as this...
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"Don't sit on vicker chair, you too fet."ÌýÌýÌý Ìý
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Okay, point taken.Ìý They tease because they love or at least that's what I'm going to believe...and it's kinda what I'm thinking in the back of my mind when I make unhealthy choices...so there you go...my Croatian conscience.
