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Tuesday equals cardio in the morning and in the afternoon.听 The first part was pretty much like the day before with slightly more balance and just a tiny bit more tension/incline/speed, what have you鈥ame sweaty mess at the end of it though.听
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This is waaaayyyyy too much information, I know, but my brand spankin鈥� new sports bra is crap.听 My boobs think they鈥檙e .听 I need to buy something that the pair of them can鈥檛 tunnel through to freedom, something possibly akin to 鈥檚 breastplate, something that would make Richard Wagner proud.听 Of course, metal would be best but with the amount I鈥檓 sweating鈥t would corrode in mere minutes. 听听听听听
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Back to the workout鈥y afternoon session was more鈥ow do I put this?听 Holy sh!t.听 And here I was thinking the cardio part was hard.听 Remember those Canadian Fitness Tests that we all did in elementary school?听 Well鈥 feel like I did one of those again鈥oday.听 Luckily, my 鈥済ym teacher鈥� wasn鈥檛 a cranky aging athlete in tear-away pants鈥ND he didn鈥檛 make me climb a rope.听 It was more like, 鈥淗ere鈥檚 a wall, bend your knees to 90 degrees and hang out for as long as you can.鈥澨� Oh, of course鈥emme just do that for 10 bloody seconds.听 No, I didn鈥檛 want that recorded...so I did it again and lasted 20 seconds.听 And, I did 8 push-ups鈥retty impressive, eh?听 Bahaha鈥�
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And so on and so forth.听 Sweat, sweat, sweat鈥quat, squat, squat鈥lliptical, elliptical, elliptical, weights, weights, weights鈥nd my coordination is just stellar.听 For a good time, come see me when I鈥檓 starting to fade.听 Oh, you want me to pull these stretchy bands?听 Put everything I have into it?听 Okay鈥et me just do some sort of discombobulated hula that I just made up while I do so.听 听听
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I can鈥檛 stand it when I know I suck鈥nd I sucked.听 I sucked hard.听 However, I didn鈥檛 NOT do it because I knew I sucked鈥nd I found pride and a double negative in that鈥o the experience was a positive one.
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And then I walked home.听 OW!
