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Friteries 11561 rue Notre-Dame E, Pointe-Aux-Trembles CONFESSION: Until, very recently (this past Wednesday) I had been a long-time member of the congregation of Notre-Dame-de- Gras .

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Friteries 11561 rue Notre-Dame E, Pointe-Aux-Trembles
CONFESSION:Ìý Until, very recently (this past Wednesday) I had been a long-time member of the congregation of Notre-Dame-de-.Ìý In fact, my devotion to Our-Lady-of-Fat went far beyond most zealots...I was practically a nun.Ìý Sister , that was me.Ìý I took communion in various forms:Ìý Black Velvets, wine, cider, ramen noodles, potato chips, KD, egg rolls, and the holiest of holies...fast food...the list was extensive.Ìý If I had continued down my sanctimonious path, I would have been made a saint, or died a martyr.
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But, this Wednesday, I was born again!Ìý Hallelujah!Ìý I saw the light, I saw the light, no more darkness, no more night!Ìý Or rather, my picture was in the ÎÚÑ»´«Ã½ yesterday with all my Heath Challenge cronies...and the headline read:Ìý .Ìý Bam!Ìý Instant accountability.Ìý This is for real.Ìý No more worshipping false gods.
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FYI...I have 2 appointments set up for next week with my saviours, (my trainer) and (my dietitian), and I fully expect to repent for all my sins and ask for absolution.