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'Twas the night before PISE and all through the place...Suzie was anxiously stuffing her face.

I don't know what you do the night before a celebration of good health and fitness (the Pacific Institute for Sport Excellence Open House)...but I, apparently, indulge in a cornucopia of the unhealthy!听 A plethora of fried, alcoholic, and sugary goodies...it was my Last Supper after all.听

Here are some things you should know:听 the Last Supper is almost always fast food...not particularly delicious, not particularly special, but always high in calories, low in nutrients, and generally beige in colour.听听

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My last supper was a giant burger, large order of French fries, and a diet soda...I'm sure that made a huge difference.听 Having polished off the soda, wine then began to flow.听 Wine, I love you.听 Wine and I get along famously.听 I also managed to scarf down a big-ass piece of strawberry rhubarb pie.听 During such a ceremonious feast, it is not important that you actually care for the food...I don't really have a sweet tooth, but it was important for me to represent all the vices, lest one get jealous.听 ;-)

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I suppose the whole ritual was a farewell to the food I won't be able to eat going forward.听 But the thing is...it wasn't all that awesome in the end.听 I ate it super fast in front of the telly and immediately felt bloated, tired, stuffed, and got a wicked case of heartburn.听 Fast food 1, Suzie 0.